Monday, June 6, 2011

Confession

Dear Isabella,

Being a mommy is wonderful, amazing, fulfilling, and all consuming.

However, sometimes being a mommy is tough. Sometimes you just feel like you're going to pass out and that you can't handle much more. This is when I think it's okay to cheat a little, so I'm going to confess a few things. Please consider these "tips" for when you are a mommy. I certainly won't judge you.

  • Always read bedtime stories, but when you are super tired, read only the first and last sentence on each page. If you're really, really tired, secretly turn a few pages at once. Your child will always pick the longest books when you are the most exhausted.
  • Eat in a restaurant. No shopping, no cooking, no cleanup.
  • Give your child a bath, but make it really quick and don't bother to wash his/her hair. If you're really tired, skip the bath and bring your child in the shower with you in the morning. Wash his/her hair tomorrow.
  • Turn on Sesame Street of Dora the Explorer. While your child is watching, you can sneak a peak at a magazine or catch up on email.
  • Use disposable diapers.
  • Schedule a few nights out each month with girlfriends. Giggle and do something you love to do.
  • Spend time with your husband. This will renew you and help you both remember that you are a team... and in love.
  • When your child won't go to sleep, take some work or a book in the nursery and just sit there until he/she falls asleep. I love hearing your calm breathing at the end of the day. If it seems like it's going to be a really, really long night, bring in a glass of wine.
  • Put a daybed in your child's nursery. On sleepless nights, you can just sleep in your baby's room. I sleep in your room a couple of times a month. Daddy often takes naps with you.
  • Exercise! Run, dance or whatever you need to do to blow off a little steam.
I've been typing as you sleep, and I think that you've finally given up.

I'm going to finish my glass of wine in the tub as I read some trashy magazines.

Good night, Isabella.

I love you.

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