Commercials

"Daddy says that things with commercials are always good."

Coat

"Mommy, put your coat back on. You know the one you took off to rock your body."

-said inside Macaroni Grill

Bibliophile

"Now, we've bought six books at the book fair Isabella.  We can't buy any more because six is a lot."

"Six is NOT a lot.  I know that."

"How do you know that?"

"I watch Dancing With the Stars."